What a fine day! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. Probably triggering. Forewarned.
not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive
(via patrik-star)
maybe you’re right about a flaming sword being a useless and hazardous weapon to wield but the fact remains that i am wielding this kickass flaming sword and you are not
(via aflockofducks)
If a normal guy “feels like a million bucks”, that’s great. If a billionaire feels like a million bucks, he probably feels terrible.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
A broken clock is right twice a day, but a working clock could be wrong all day.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
